message = "suicides";
get tired by this world
message = "fell fowl to gravity";
forgot he cant fly
message = "was squished";
was squeezed to death
message = "forgot to pack a snorkel";
feeding fishes now
message = "melted";
becomes Mr.Bone
message = "does a back flip into the lava";
gets crusty message = "saw the light";
comes into the light
message = "was in the wrong place";
knows too much and it killed him
message = "should have run further";
played in dangerous area
message = "shouldn't have trod in the acid";
was slipt on the goo
message = "was gunned down by a turret";
get to many hits by turret
message = "was zapped by a tesla generator";
was overcharged by tesla geneartor
message = "was melted by an acid tube";
was spitted to the top by acid tube
message = "got too close to the overmind";
was to shocked by overmind's shape
message = "got too close to the reactor";
was too passive under dominating reactor
message = "should have visited a medical station";
was too blind about his health
message = "was hunted down by the swarm";
was tikled to death by small fans
message = "toasted himself";
was autocremated
message = "irradiated himself";
got own lucy sun
message = "blew himself up";
stepped on his own grenade
message = "killed himself";
was too emo to live
message = "was sawn by";
got two half lifes from
message = "was blasted by";
was cynicaly liquidated by
message = "was machinegunned by";
was assaulted by
message = "was chaingunned by";
was hit-hit-hit-hit by
message = "was gunned down by";
was stuffed with small shots by
message = "was pulse rifled by";
message = "was mass driven by";
"was nailed by" "'s mass driver"
message = "was lasgunned by";
didnt miss" "'s laser show"
message = "was grilled by" "'s flamer";
burning in private hell, created by
message = "was toasted by"; message2 = "'s flamer";
so yummy when toasted by